he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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