Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
