Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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