How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
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