So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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