Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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