No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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