I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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