piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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