I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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