Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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