Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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