I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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