Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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