Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I am midnight drunk by noon
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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