Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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