Me too!
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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