when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
