i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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