Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Randomize
