But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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