I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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