how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
