so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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