can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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