Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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