brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I am midnight drunk by noon
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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