How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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