just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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