I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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