my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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