new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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