haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I need moral support for this bender
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I'm just crazy horny about you
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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