But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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