good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
it was like having sex with a tree stump
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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