So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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