I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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