think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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