it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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