Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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