What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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