3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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