She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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