think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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