Are we in a gay sports bar?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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