I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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