I need help removing her.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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