If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I have demons in me.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I did not marry a roomba.
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