Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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