Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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